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Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
What your dad did
What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom
"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.
Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn
Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much
Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”
Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”
Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”
Mind your buisness
Alternatives being mind ya grapes
Did you hear Mickey got diagnosed with stage 4 retardism
Hey man that’s his life mind your juice
To floof one's fluff means to puff up something fluffy. For example, you can floof your pillow, hair, or a hamster. That which is to be floofed is the fluff.
Ana, stop floofing your fluff!!!
fluffing your ego, floof, fluff
Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*