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National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.
Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
Shit guy - an individual that is generally incompetent and extremely corny. Usually seen to have poor dress sense. Often spotted in groups of multiple shit guys. Easily identifiable.
Oh him? He’s such a shit guy.
When someone doesn’t follow the Official Rule Book that was developed for their own success so that the person who cares about them doesn’t just peace out and give up on them. The shitty person always has some kind of excuse why they didn’t do something and never awknowledges their shittiness until their actions are brought to their attention. I guess the only way to fix shittiness is to strike every time they are shitty 🤷🏻 ♀️ Maybe juan day they’ll get the hint!?
Hmm... another obomb... an expired chat!? Double shit tally. Guess that’s what is to be expected from a shit guy 🤷🏻 ♀️
A shit swamped is a woman who likes to swim in the shit swamp, meaning she likes to destroy the peace and generally is a gross unnatractive woman
“She’s such a shit swamper”
“Ya dude I can smell the fish stench from here”
When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
Luka Travers from Scarlet Nexus
"Hey have you heard of the dumbest shit out there"
"oh are you talking about Luka Travers?"
Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit
I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her