That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.
Man, she’s back on her baby shit, look at those puppy dog eyes
Something or someone you find aggravating.
My cat was being a real shit-heel last night when she scratched my hand.
Another slang term for a load of shit
I dont believe him, his a lord of shit!
Obscure UK slang for issues often associated with loose women who are often questionable, or otherwise unmanly behavior on the part of men who have relations with such women.
"Look, I get your a horny ladies man who thinks with his dick and cant much tell your ass from a hole in the ground, but I cant pity you for what you got yourself into because you have a real bitch-shit obsession with these types of women that always screw you over."
When someone fingers you in the pool.
What happened last night? You know, just some regular pool shit. You’re very tight, btw.