YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...

Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

dislocated pinky on your right arm

Imagine dislocating your pinky trying to get a rebound

That dude is so tough even tho he has a dislocated pinky on your right arm

Pumping to your bloodclart

You'd get the cocky, beat up the puss..MEOW

Your backdoors would get smashed in. You'll get a pumping to your bloodclat fi iyah

'Pumping to your bloodclart' is a way of saying I'd commit sexual practices with another adult

Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.

Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro

when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there

when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

Shut your pubes

To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.

Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes