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The fluff that gets created in ones belly button, there's no evidence where it comes from but there's so much you would expect to see holes in your T shirts and why is it always blue no matter what colour shirt you wear?
Fuck me, I stripped off Infront of this girl, she was so hot and gagging for it, but then I realised something was wrong by the startled look on her face. Shit! By buttons full of fluff!!! My night was ruined by shit fluff!
Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.
The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.
A pair of coworkers who examine and learn details of their colleagues bathroom habits via careful observation and identification by shoes visible under toilet stall walls.
You were right, it is Jonathan clogging the toilet! I saw his shoes! We're real shit-tectives!
To make a mess of things, sometimes for no apparent reason.
What is this mess? I just cleaned in here, do you just come in here to fuck shit around?!
Darla get on my nerves. She always wanna come and fuck shit around.
Eating food or drinking beverages whilst taking a shit on the shitter.
Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."
When you are the person who is trying to see the experience of what something is / or like
Startheprophet - “she bad huh?”
50Kjoyboy - “yea tbh I’m tryna see what that shits like”
The amount someone doesn’t know when they don’t know nothin.
You don’t know shit for shit, chaz