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What you get when a monkey pelts you with its poo.
Michelle gained 3 DA SHIT points at the zoo yesterday.
When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later
Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!
When Shit mixes with liquids such as," Lemonade, Lime Soda, and other sour beverages," gets blended together, drank by someone and then said person laughs hard enough to make the beverage shoot up the persons throat and out of the nostrils.
That party last night was epic. Cornelious made Linda laugh so hard she pulled a Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster!
When you state something controversial or problematic then immediately leave the conversation without letting anyone respond. Commonly done by trolls on the internet.
Come on, don't shit and dip. You're really gonna say "only pedophiles watch anime" then walk away?
The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).
According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.
Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.
Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill