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shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader February 12, 2012


shit-spammer

One who creates or exudes some type of bowel movement from their body with alarming frequency. This bowel movent can be of the airy type or of the solid type with different textures or consistencies.

Jesus, you should have heard Andrew today after he ate that chili! He was a regular SHIT-SPAMMER.

by hangus77 February 29, 2008


shit talka

shit talkas

hey your a shit talka no im not?!!

by thefogiscoming5885 February 27, 2023


shit scene

when you shit yourself and then make a fucking scene about it because you’re booty-assed.

kira made a shit scene in walmart last night! what a fucking dick coin!

by niggletwithstds February 20, 2019


Daka Shits

After eating the food at Fitchburg State University and your stuck on the toilet right after and get stuck there longer than you want to be.

The worst feeling after eating at FSU is the Daka Shits

by September 25, 2022


daka shits

After eating at Fitchburg State University’s daka you get back and have to get to the nearest toilet because it tears up your insides and gives the daka shits and your stuck there for an hour.

The daka shits often comes out more than you ate

by YankeeB2003 September 25, 2022


Shit Meal

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.

1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.

by Barnanaman July 20, 2024