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When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.
Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.
Shit piles up
A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"
The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.
How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.
Shit mood is when you wake up in a shit mood and go to bed with the same shit mood continuously.
See Connor over there hes always in a shit mood
an activity commonly done by caucasion people
skydiving is white people shit.
Ever seen a black person skydive?
To be very doubtful or surprised to the highest degree
I’d be Dipped in shit and rolled in penuts if that kid wasn’t a TOL
When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.
"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."
"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."