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Yes, microsoft mike actually talks like a lady lmao
In the davemadson studio lol
Microsoft Sam: Mike Talks like an Lady
Microsoft Mike: NO!!
Microsoft Sam: ye
Microsoft Mike: NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT, MICROSOFT SAM I DO NOT TALK LIKE A LADY YOU DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS *explodes lol*
A guy with a micropenis
I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.
When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"
Man, i gave this bitch the dirty mike special last night!
Being a really fucking ugly dude with a bad personality that still gets to pull hella girls for whatever reason...Just a horny ass kid
Clara: Dikka he’s such a mike!
Dio: Yeah dude that’s fucking embarrassing!
Mike has a big booty and looks amazing in khakis.
Mikes big ol' booty suffocated my face.
Mike is the one with a huge dick and a funny guy, is often on the look for money. He is sometimes quiet but when he's with people he likes he is hilarious.
A guy from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island with dissociative identity disorder, or as he calls it, multiple personality disorder. Personalities include:
Svetlana the Russian gymnast
Vito the buff Italian guy
Chester the angry old man
Manitoba Smith the treasure hunter
Mal the cartoon villain
Mike the kind original personality
Mike: I have multiple personality disorder
Zoey: I know, Cameron just told me
Cameron: Sorry!