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An intense rapper from Galt, CA...
C-4 is totally awesome... He rocks my face off...
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Possibly the most overrated game ever made.
This game features an effective illusion of having good graphics, while to someone who knows anything about video games will know that if you can see the pixels on a texture by simply walking up to it, the graphics suck. They cover this up in a similar way to gears of war, by putting a lot of effort into character models, and making shitty filters causing every part of a map to go one shade of the same colour.
Further more, kills can be achieved simply by look up and pressing the 'throw grenade' button. There is a huge amount of autoaim and 2 bullets can get you a kill with almost any weapon, including pistols.
Every multiplayer map or at least a part of every map is copied and pasted from the campaign along with the weapons, allowing the lazy devs to simply make the campaign, hit ctrl+c, ctrl+v, and call it a day.
Call of duty 4
Experienced Gamer: Wow this game is shit
CodFag: You just dont like it because you cant jump 40 feet high and fly banshees!!!
Experienced Gamer: No, I dont like it because the gameplay is shit and it plays itself, no matter how good I get I still die just as much as when I started playing, despite the fact I get four times the amount of kills.
CodFag: Thats becuase its really realistic!!!
Experienced Gamer: In real life you can't press a button and have the sights on your gun line up perfectly, you can't take a shot to the head with a desert eagle and be all better 5 seconds later, you dont just spring back to life after dying, you cant shoot someone at a 1/2 mile with a sniper in 2 seconds while strafing side-to-side.......30 minutes later....
CodFag: Ya well Halo has aliens n' stuff like how stupid is that?
Experienced Gamer: Not really that stupid, it takes place 500 years in the future so there's virtually nothing you can say is unrealistic about it.
CodFag: Ya well, in real life I'd be so much better at shooting than you.
Experienced Gamer: No, you wouldn't. You'd be sitting there spraying every bit of ammo you have the whole time thinking "WTF IM NOT HITTING ANYTHING!" Then you realize you have to actually line up your sights to shoot straight, by which time youve already thrown all your grenades into the air and ran out of ammo, achieving nothing.
CodFag: AT LEAST I DONT PLAY GAYLO!!! AHAHAHA!!!
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it means you txt a person only when you want sex
"i only talk her when i text 4 sex"
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this mornin when i got up i was sportin a tony while i was tryin to take a piss
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When one holds up 4 fingers, with their thumb down and palm facing themselves, it is the secret sign of homosexuality.
Did Jon just hold up the 4 finger sign, he’s definitely gay
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A worldwide time to smoke marijuana, only known in some areas.
See yo at da 4:30 tonight brotha
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A new underground art house film, about a Karate Instructor who teaches a disable boy to defend himself against the local bullies. Starring guy shelton as the disabled boy and Ralph Macchio as the Instructor. Critics call it “The feel good movie of the year!” Karate Kid 4 means
someone or some thing is disabled.
That guy is karate kid 4.
My car won't start it is karate kid 4.
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