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The mexican tradition of hanging out with friends with dinner and a movie and slowly building to an orgy. Caution: there may be more men than women.
Want to come over to my house for rosca de reyes. Charlie, Bill, and Mike, will all be there.
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Lame,where the pilfer people live.The most throwed off twacked place ever in B.F.E. Texas.Bunch of nosey skitzed of shit talkin liers in Texas.Boring.
The only thing people want to do here is talk about things they know nothing about.Then sit at home or anywhere for that matter and get high and have sex while stealin or pilfering everyone and anyones things....Knowitall but nothing at all people.do nothing but gossip in De Kalb Texas
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-Known for having a chode and likes big dick up the ass. Usually has curly hair.
Juan De Dios has a small dick.
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When you stick your scrotum in a girl's vegina.
"I gave Amanda a cul-de-sac, and we ended up having to call the ambulance, because of.... a mishap."
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A magic bag.
A bag that has magical properties.
that a midget can live in, if he is also magic.
"I live in a cul-de-sac"
"really? that is a magic bag."
"holy shit, you are right, I am amazed, as it is so spacious."
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Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth.
Student: Who found Florida?
Teacher: Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon.
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The state of being so sick of the 2010 Census ad, mailings, workers you want to hurl
Dude, another Census worker came to the door. I am completely de-Census-atized at this point.
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