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Have you been to Park Slope lately and seen all the cum sprouts these "mommies" take into bars?
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A male ejaculating his load across the waist of a female. Leaving her with a belt of semen around her body.
Dude I didn't whack off for two weeks so I had a big enough load to give Stacey a cum belt.
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Engaging in acts that are indicative of a cum-bucket.
Your actions this weekend were cum-bucketrous to say the least, Kris.
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One who uses semen as mouthwash. One who prefers to blow bubbles with sperm before swallowing it.
Steve liked to gargle semen in the shower before work, once word of this got around the office, he was known as the cum gargla.
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When a guy blows his egg whites on a girl's stomach and she has nothing to wipe it off with.... she 'cum limbos' as in she has to arch her back backwards like she is limboing so that the cum doesn't slide off.
After Jack blew his load on Betsy's stomach, she had to cum limbo all the way to the bathroom to wipe off the spooge.
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Cum Guards are another name for teeth. If you're looking to make a filthy comment to your buddies about someone's teeth, refering to them as Cum Guards would be a suitable descriptor.
That chick has a nice set of Cum Guards on her! She must use Colgate!
Hey Steve! How much did the dentist charge you for that new set of Cum Guards?
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the cum dimension is just like the poop dimension but 1000x worse
there are rivers of hot steaming seman.
the clouds are seman.
infact, everything is seman.
yo, just got sent to the cum dimension and I think that I will never recover
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