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to get it on, to bounce from ass to ass (person to person) at a party
Damn, Jared sure did hop ass at this party, that's his third score tonight!
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A classification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of mass destruction (WMD). Types of Ass Bombs include but are not limited to:
Nuclear Fart- Extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. If you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.
Silent But Deadly (SBD)- As the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. The range is randomized but either way your are screwed. Great for a farting gift.
The Biochem- The best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain altitude.
The ASSassin- Get it? Ass? Anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
Dude 1: Dude I thought we made a truse!!
Dude 2: What are you talking about?
Dude 1: Stop shooting your ass bombs at me!!!!
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After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.
You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"
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A total "cluster fuck" of an occurance; ie a "bag of smashed assholes", a "soup sandwich".
The game turned into a complete fucking ass carnival once it started snowing.
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When one man (or lady with strap-on) has three or more naked women stacked up and willing to take it doggystyle in successive turns by the one man (or lady with strap-on). The result of their positioning, lying on top of one-another, forms a stack of asses known as an ass-stack.
"I had 5 girls, naked and willing, in an ass-stack" he said.
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An ass cancel is when a male goes into give a hug to a female friend, only to cop a feel on her ass.
Named for the advanced fighting game technique of canceling an animation into another single or string of moves.
Can be one of 3 different types:
Jab - A pinch
Fierce - A grab
Strong- A slap
"Nice one, man! You totally got a fierce ass cancel on that coke bottle girl's ass!
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Where the back and butt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. For which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
DAMN! Check out that shelf-ass on that ho, I could rest a cup on it!
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