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1. A descendant of one of the tribes who lived in America before the Europeans arrived. It considered politically incorrect to call Native Americans "Indians," partly because when Christopher Columbus forgot his ADD medication and somehow thought America was India, he was wrong; and partly because it is considered offensive to real Indians to call Native Americans "Indians."
2. An Irishman who sailed to Japan, lived on soybeans until his thyroid was ruined, sailed back to Ireland, got kicked out for having a horrible voice, sailed back to Japan, got kicked out for having horrible math skills, then noticed the giant continents of North and South America and decided to live on them and have children with Eskimos and/or Mexicans.
3. A highly ghetto group of people living on reservations. They know every button combination in street fighter, every playing stat of their favorite basketball heroes, and a bunch of life's rules, such as "bros before hoes."
1. Christopher Columbus once sailed west from Portugal, hoping to find India and all its beautiful women. Instead, he found a bunch of Native American kids hanging around a basketball court, playing gameboys and drinking soda. "I'm going to pretend this never happened," he told himself, and sailed back to Portugal to tell his Portuguese friends that he had been to India.
2. WHITE KID: That Native American storyteller sounds like he has a hole in his throat.
OTHER WHITE KID: That's because he's Asian. Duh.
WHITE KID: Oh. Wait, so why is that one other Native American kid at the same level in math as me?
OTHER WHITE KID: Because he's Irish. Duh.
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Green Day for making a bad album that's bad from beginning to end at this late stage in the game.And it's all because they tried to get political and therefore got "too cute" with the music and too fancy with the production and ended up with a bunch of poopy songs.
Don't wanna be an American Idiot? Then don't make an album of pure shit!!!
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A black person by bitch, who in fact really doesn't act black in many ways.
Person 1- "Is that Jerrod? I'm suprised. He said he was black"
Person 2- "See.. the thing is, he is kinda black. He appears black but he's at heart, infact white. Oh that AFROcant American"
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Basically it's a school full of people that say the same things:
"I got into Harvard, Yale, Penn, insert any other much better school...But I got a free ride @ AU." - it seems no one pays for education at AU. EVERYONE got a full scholarship.
"I'm really rich. insert name slept with me cuz i shop at Saks like everyday" OR "I was really, really rich, but um, I was disowned, stock market trouble, insert any financial disaster
Let's face it...AU is not Gtown, it's not GW, it's not College Park (which actually has decent frats and frat houses). I don't even think it's better than Catholic. Their campus looks like it was built by the Soviet Union and the students are all bitter about being there.
AU GUY: Yeah so my parents invented the Internet and own Coca Cola.
AU GUY #2: Awesome. I got into like Harvard, P-ton, D-mouth, and Stanford.
AU GIRL: Omg same! Do you wanna go smoke some cigarettes, head back to our shitty dorms, and have lots of sex? All the guys at Gtown, GW, and Maryland said I'm too much a dirty skank whore.
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A group of amazing people thats so intelligence and talented. The group is like champions who defeated all rivals in general. Black americans has good personality and style. Black americans are the american dream and gonna get what they need and want seriously.
Black Americans
Person 1 yo them group of people are very talented. They must be from african americans descent.
Person 2 hell yea i like what they do.
Person 3 they like that in real life too u know.
Person 4 yea i know shits awesome.
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Believing to be better than the rest of the world and not realizing that you're just a cunt.
"I'm full of American Pride"
"No, you're just a fucking cunt"
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American Idol
The sho gives so many kids something to look forward too. It helps them to know that even, I can be all that I want to be.
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