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A show with animals such as cats and dogs sniffing the wide angle lens close up.
The show is called animals close up with a wide angle lens.
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A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."
Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.
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Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
One day out of the year, June 7th, bestiality is 100% legal. You may make love, kiss, and impregnate animals without a case.
National Horny for Animal Day is my favorite holiday!
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In correlation with "ur mom gay" targets weebs. Makes then regret being born
Weeb: *insert anime girls name* is my waifu
Me: Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick
Weeb: *goes back in time to when his parents did it. Weebs mom gets mindcontroled to take a birth pill and prevents weebs birth*
Weeb then does not exist and disappears in a poof of smoke
more commonly referred to its short name, "CANCER", this is the ability to be able to tell automatically which female character in the the anime is going to be "best girl". this is considered a sixth sense to some fans, while to others a superpower.
the compounded anime neural character exposure response takes anime fans by storm.
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If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.
Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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