National show your crush your dick day
Boy: Is april 25. Crush: Fine lets see your dick
The day that the biggest bitch has born. And the cutest person in the word.
Yo im a bitch because I was born on April 7
This is National love your family day. Appreciate what all they do for you and tell them you love them.
Daughter- I love you
Mom- I love you too
Dad- What’s this all about?
Daughter- It’s April 7!
april 2 is deez nuts day.where you tell your friend a deez nuts joke .
jake : it's april 2 . you know what that means
mary : oh god
jake : deez nu-
The day the fucking prankester was born, never mess with that nigga, he be strong and will screw you up
Damn bro he was probably born on April 30 thats our King
The day that the best girl in the world popped out of her mama's vajay jay.
Today is April 15th move out the way mother truckers!!!!
When you are streaming you will randomly start singing during said stream.
Wut? Why are you Pulling an April?