April 29th is P*ssy day. You gotta send your boyfriend a vid of you playing with your p*ssy for 30 seconds.
Girl itβs April 29thβ¦ you better send him that vid
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National do what your boyfriend says day
Friend 1: wow your boyfriend is so hot. What are u doing for April 28th?
Friend 2: I know, Iβm so lucky! Iβm gonna do anything he says
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The day of legendary voice acotr, Rick May's death. Famous for playing the character "Soldier" from TF2. May you fly rick. "You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best"
Person 1:Hey man its april 8th
tf2 players: *Salute while a single tear falls down their face*
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April 8th is the day someone who says the nword was born
JAMIE born on April 8th is racist
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The day that the biggest bitch has born. And the cutest person in the word.
Yo im a bitch because I was born on April 7
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This is National love your family day. Appreciate what all they do for you and tell them you love them.
Daughter- I love you
Mom- I love you too
Dad- Whatβs this all about?
Daughter- Itβs April 7!
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