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When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.
You: Babe why are you mad at me?
Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)
You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".
The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it
Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat
Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???
Motor boating of the Butt Cheeks.
That bitch last night begged me for the Bakersfield Beat Box!!!!!!!!!
To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken
Go beat your meat!
People with the name Mike/michael/micheal/defined Mike are clones of the lizard man and should be eliminated but they are only weak at a certain day which is 1st December also they are very horny in these day so watch out
Yo are you ready for the beat a Michael day?
Yes we need to eliminate Michael before more of them spawn
A term used for when you have just shaved your pubes and then you collect them into one hand (masturbating hand) then you jerk it.
Smukatelli- Dude have you ever done the gorilla beat down??
Brad- What the hell is that???
Justin- Yeah!!! I have, it's just like fucking a 70's pornstar with her wild bush
Fishie Day, you celebrate it and you might've hated it, We have the solution for you, Beat a Fishie Day. This day is on November 22nd and it's a day where you can fight a Fishie, and they can't do anything!
"Bro why are you attacking that guy, and why isn't he fighting back?"
"Eh, Beat a Fishie Day"
"Ooooohhhhhhh"