Pinot Bomb

If you hate money, then stop reading now. If you love money and realize that it CAN buy happiness ,then this is the cocktail for you. Blend 8oz of Pinot (Grigio...Noir is for poor people) with 1 1/2 oz of Jägermeister. Enjoy.

Me: "3 Pinot Bombs Please"
Bartender: " What the hell is that"
Me: "Sorry for partying, you obviously hate money"

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Mom Bomb

: the act of using the phrase "Mother Fucker" in the wrong setting.

Jeff: Wow, that is one hot Mother Fucker!
Jackie: You did not just drop the "Mom Bomb" in the dentist's office.

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Duece Bomb

a very powerfull shit.

I have to drop a duece bomb.

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Yut Bomb

a huge turd

Man when we stopped for gas I left a real yut bomb in the bathroom

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f-bomb

1. a euphenism for the word "fuck". (also known as "effinheimer")
2. (romantic) a euphenism for the word "friend" when used in being dumped.

1. DC was droppin f-bombs all over, yo
2. Her: "I think we should just be friends Jim."
Him: "why you droppin the f-bomb on me BITCH!

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t-bomb

teen slang for Texting... originated in Saskatoon at St.Joe's

Hey, t-bomb me later and let me know whats goin on.

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Carpet Bomb

1. The act of accomplishing a task very thoroughly with an absolute disregard for the excessive waste of resources used in doing so that it may have been better just not to do it in the first place, but at least you win. This is typically done as an outright act of frustration and hubris. The sheer amount of over-zealous effort required to carpet bomb often makes the end result less than satisfactory.

or

2. Having very vigorous and powerful, Zeus-like sex with a woman for a very, very long period of time.

1. I was so fucking pissed after getting a "F" on that last test that I carpet bombed shit out of this one. Twenty hours of studying the book word for word and I got a "C".

2. Yeah bro, I carpet bombed the shit out of her all night.

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