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When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.
Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"
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The act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. Also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the boobs.
It was false assvertising! She seemed hot in her profile pic, but it was a Facebook boob-job!
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a fairy that comes in the darkness of night, cuts off your nipple, and gently slips it underneath your pillow while you sleep.
"Damn where's my nipple? The sly boob fairy must have struck again".
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the same as "put off your bra".
used between ladies to help them look sexier/
if you wanna get him - free your boobs!
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itchy....red....sweaty,,,smelly rash under ur boobs
My mom has sweaty boob rash all summer.
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Sam gave the best boob job last night @samantha.gomez9
Last night Sam came over and gave a boob job because she needs money. Add her she's desperate
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Used by Nicki Minaj in here ICONIC live when some...PERVERT commented on her boobs. This saying is now a meme.
Nicki: “biG bOobS?! ....WHAT?....chiiiilleee anyway so!-”
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