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A baseline of raw sexual attraction by asking the question “Would you bang them in a Burger King Bathroom”
Person 1: Dude her personality is a little bitchy
Person 2: Based on your Burger King bathroom standard, would you bang her
A day to celebrate the awesomeness of fake meat and anal. This day was created today in response to steak and BJ day. What a douchebag holiday, "I eat cow and get(give in Idontdotricks case) BJs at the same time!!! I'm really great!, LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!
I'm so fucking glad steak and BJ day is over!!! Hurry up and PIITB, it's boca burger/anal day ninja!!!
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The day for vegetarian women in which they receive a veggie burger and someone eating them out in the 69 position. This is on the same day as Steak and BJ day, the 14th March.
"Oh, it's steak and bj day, cook me that steak and suck my dick!" "Only if you grill that veggie burger and eat my pussy because its Veggie burger and 69 day!"
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An awesome food that you used to love eating but you can't help but think "Robert" When you eat it anymore
Person 1: Hey, what did you eat today?
Person 2: Oh, I had a Black Robert
Person 1: .....
Person 2: I mean..
Person 1: *walks away*
Person 2: Black Forest Burger....
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It's when after an episiotomy, a girl shits out of her vagina while you're eating her out.
"I went down on this girl I've been dating and wow she had a California Volcano Burger waiting for me"
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A Balumptious Baby Burger is a burger which can be ordered of the secret menu in ANY in and out burger place, ordering this burger will guarantee immortality and a free copy of Fortnite. The Balumptious Baby Burger can only be ordered by a obese sassy black woman heavier than 200 - 300 lbs.
Sassy black woman: Can I get the special if you know what I mean?
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*
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the one guy thats unlike all the rest
Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger
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