Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.

Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink

healthy cow

A woman who has plenty of milk to nurse her child.

She was a very healthy cow when her son was born and she even had some extra milk to help her friend, who had a daughter around the same time.

cow

the fat bitch that won't stop following wherever you go in a store

this cow wont leave me the fuck alone

Cow

Your mum

Your mum's a cow

Cow

This is what I call my sister. 🥰

Hey Cow, have you washed the dishes?