the act of buttering up one's chode with lubricant or butter, which is more convienant, and the other male of female partner stroking it.
Hey Tom, how was the chode butter last night?
Tom: It was great, Darius stroked it well.
A really small kid from new Zealand
Dude he looks like a Chiko chode
when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing
small cock and chode man
International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.
“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”
“Yeah you’d certainly know.”
Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.
Cris Collinsworth is an absolute chode wagger.
Cool kid. Vapes for $3, Juul for $5.
Get a joe chode you fucking nigger
When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"