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Half the school is emo half of the girls are lesbian and you get dress coded everyday also football team suck go cp
College park highschool is a fuckin horrible place of night mares and college prep
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this is an institution that is the pirated mixture of "OX"FORD and CAM"BRIDGE" were they fuck around with lil bitch ass m"£$£& fuckers. Most teachers here are fucked in the anus and the house parents have 5 minute brain-touch, Den dey go crazy for no fucking reason. DON'T BRING YOUR KIDS HERE!!
HAFIZ - * enters kitchen and lawal slaps his ass *
HOUSE PARENT - * TELLS HAFIZ * I'm seizing your phone
EVERYONE IN THE KITCHEN - * WHATTTTT *
HOUSE PARENT - "welcome to Oxbridge tutorial college"
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chessington community college or more commonly known as CCC ,is a prison. Modernly built skl intended for kids to study is now more of the 'chessington chav centre'. Boys and girls from this skl try desperately to get relevancy with toloworth girls or southborough. kids trying to act older and richer with fake designer brands and excessive make up.
'look at her with a fake LV bag'
'probably goes chessington community college'
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A small community "college" located in Kitsap County in Northwest Washington. Also known as the University of Bremerton, this school is known for central kitsap whores/dropouts, and bremerton/olympic high school graduates. The students that attend often say that they will transfer to a larger university after a year, but in all cases resort to drug abuse and alcoholism to numb the pain of rejection and lack of a future.
Person 1 : "Hey where are you going to college?"
Person 2 : "OC"
Person 1 : "Oh sweet, Orange County in California? Thats cool"
Person 2 : "Uhh no.. Olympic College in Bremerton"
Person 1 : "I'm sorry for your loss" *hands him 5 dollars while walking away in a slow manner and later goes to unplanned parenthood to check for any stds he may have caught.
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A Catholic college in Auckland New Zealand Commonly known as the slut school. It resides by "lezzie lake" and has considerably less lesbians for a all girl college. It is for the most part fail but has an awesome barbershop headed with the pathetic "barbara"
"I'm going to school at westlake"
"Oh, lezzie lake? Can you drive me to Carmel College on your way?"
"I'm in the Carmel College barbershop group"
"I feel for you" *hand on shoulder*
"B-but... it's fun?"
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A small engineering college in Needham, MA with below a 9% acceptance rate. The college is essentially one big arranged marriage as there are 80 students total: 40 male, 40 female, all Indian.
"Hey do you go to Olin College?"
"Yah I met my wife there."
"Wow, that's great, lemme guess, you met during a wild rager, she went down on you quick."
"No, my math professor assigned us seats next to eachother on the first day."
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Known better as "Consumption College". A college in the rich suburbs of Worcester, MA. The only people you'll find here are athletes not smart enough to play at a respectable Division II school, or aren't good enough to play Division I. Along with the half brain dead athletes you'll find Jesus freaks and general weirdos. The academics are a joke and the graduates will just end up working for the graduates from all the schools they couldn't get into. Surprisingly, the guys aren't that bad looking but you'll be hard pressed to find more than a dozen attractive girl on campus. But the girls are so ugly that they will sleep with anything and anyone.
Assumption Guy: I go to Assumption College, all the girls here are ugly
Holy Cross Guy: Dude, come to Holy Cross, the girls here are smokeshows
Assumption Guy: I would, but I'm so dumb they won't even let me on campus
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