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the ultimate definition of perfection. he is loving, caring, resilient, inspiring and just truly amazing. he is always looking out for everyone around him and goes out of his way to make sure they are okay. he knows how to brighten my day and make anyone happy. he has a bright, bright future ahead of him. anyone who has king david in their life is very, very lucky to have met such a cute and beautiful person.
king david is my amazing bsf <3
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1. (adj.) inspiring awe; awesome.
2. (adj.) sexually interesting or exciting; sexy.
3. (noun) a badass; a person distinctively tough or powerful; so exceptional as to be intimidating.
4. (verb) to fall severely short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved; Epic Fail.
5. (wtf) BANGARANG!
1. Lady: "Thank you for saving my son from that burning building, it's was a David Lucio-esque feat..."
2. Girl: "Did you see that guy's number I just got? Oh my god, he was so David Lucio it sent shivers down my spine."
3. Guy 1: "The whole rugby team got fucked up in the bar fight last night."
Guy 2: "No shit? What happened, did a gang jump them?"
Guy 1: "Nah man, they pissed off a David Lucio!"
Guy 2: "Dayum!"
4. Guy 1: "Shit, I just went to ask out that girl over there, but she said she already has a boyfriend."
Guy 2: "Who, her? She told me she was single earlier. You just David Lucioed hard..."
5. Friend: "BANGARANG, LUCIO, BANGARANG!"
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A condom gets left inside a person then someone else stretches it out and releases it causing a sting when it hits.
Jack- "I'm bored with donkey punching.
Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."
Jack- "Yahoo!"
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1)After cumming into a girls mouth you say, "Oh No!, your drownin in cum, let me throw you my booies to save you!" and then you shove your balls in her mouth.
2)A girl is giving you head and and you proceed to cum in her mouth, she pretents she's drowning and you being mitch and all have to save her by giving her mouth to mouth(only if she swallows)
3)A girl is riding you, but only to the point where the top inch or so of your penis is being inserted.. this continues on for as long as david wants.
4) Something my Boyfriend thinks I would never do.
5) Something that the girl does all the work
6) Most girls would do 2 out of 3
Girl: "Whats the David Hasslehoff?"
Guy: "Let me show you"
Girl: "Okay"
Guy: "Are you choking?"
Girl: (muffled of course) "Yes"
Guy: "Let me save you, Hurry up and swallow"
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Really overrated rock star with a gay voice and really shitty music. Listen to some real rock like... oh wait rock is gay. METAL BIATCH! \m/\m/
david bowie sounds like a fairy
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den smakar bajs och luktar inte got
davids penis don smell good
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Upcoming Nerdcore rapper part of group called N.C.-M.C.'s with band mate Frankie Castle. His rap name is exactly like his real name except for a replacement of a s for a z just like his aim name.
That David Abramz kid has some 1337 rhymes and is better then High-C and Benjiman Bear anyday.
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