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i think ur dad gay

when your dad and uncle are hugging and your friend asks this
it is also the best thing to say at a or at your friends stepdad's houuse.

and the last alternative definition is u have a dad, and he's gay.

server: my dad owns this resturaunt!
me: i don't wanna say this but, i think ur dad gay.

friend: these are my dads; phil and destroy from the mc rak-up family.
me: i think your dads gay.

by ur parents gay November 10, 2021


Your dad left to get the milk

A description of your dad leaving your mom for somebody else; or used as a popular phrase.

"Your dad left to get the milk ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ"

by Troy517 May 30, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

by TheCluck June 6, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm gonna call my dad

A phrase used by weak middle schoolers to try and intimidate people bigger than them. Usually followed by a fictional story about their dad's fighting feats.

Bully: I told you to stay away from here. Now hand over any money you got on you!
Victim: Back off or I'm gonna call my dad, loser. He killed 100 people in Afghanistan.

by Exterminator (not really) August 15, 2019


Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have

Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!

by I am smol pp man June 3, 2021


National touch your dad day

Touch your dad anywhere ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ Only on may 5th

I touched my dad on his thing on national touch your dad day on may 5th only

by National rape your dad day May 5, 2020

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


my dad left me (story)

My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*

broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tส–ฬฏT)

by refrigerator 23 May 18, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž