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The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.
Chris just left for rehab because of his Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome
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When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*
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The order of the EXTREME DUTCH CLAN/GUILD/GROUP pyramid is like this:
DUTCH MASTER: CONSISTED OF ONE SUPREME MASTER, NETO
DUTCH COUNCIL: CONSISTED OF 3 IMPORTANT MEMBERS
DUTCH ELDERS: CONSISTED OF 25 MEMBERS
DUTCH MAN:CONSISTED OF 350 MEMBERS
DUTCH BOY:CONSISTED OF 700-850 MEMBERS
DUTCH PEON/TRAINEE/APRENTICE, CONSISTED OF 110 MEMBERS
OH YEA, OH YEA OH YEA, NETO JUST MADE ME A DUTCH MAN!!!!
hey gratz man, im still a dutch boy =(
hahahaah YOU AND ANOTHER 850 SAD LOSSERS STILL IN THE LOW RANK!!!!!
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Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.
"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."
"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"
"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."
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something grandfathers who want to cope with their big ass noses say
DUTCH PERSON: if you aint dutch you aint much
NORMAL PERSON: kys challenge go!
When a girl or boy gets fucked by a Persian guy and he pulls out with shit on his dick. And another girl/boy licks the shit off Persian guys dick.
Gentile: I had an amazing double dutch chocolate ice cream last night with 2 hot Persian boys!
Joey: You have some serious fucking issues man.
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Having oral sex.
Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?
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