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YOU FUCKIN WHAT MATE BUNCH OF LIARS ETHAN IS IS IS IS IS IS IS IS A PRICK INNIT FAM
Ethan is a tall very weak man who gets beaten in races by his just above 5ft girlfriend.
Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan
The type of white boy with the huge dong.
Person 1: Why does that guy have a bottle in his pocket?
Person 2: That's not a bottle that's his long schlong he is an Ethan .
.an orgasmic human being, who is very loving, kind and has a bomb ass fashion sense. He has a hot bod and his face is fleeky as fuck as well as his sexy hair. overall so hard working, puts other people before himself, as funny as a chicken and not a NONCE . not to mention he is a proper sexpert.
The Whitest Kid You Know, Usually Drives An Under-powered Mustang; and jacks off to pool and bdubs in his spare time
Hey Ethan let me get some spare change; let's race!
The happiest and most loving guy you can ever meet,
He's always ready to make new friends and is always loyal and protective. He goes through alot of pain which no one knows about and nevers tells anyone.
Ask him how he feels, contact him first and you will have his friendship for life. He's really good looking when you see him through the right angle, and he only cares about others
A baddie
Very hot but slow as hell
Lazy
Funny
Cool kid: Have you met Ethan?
Loser: no who is Ethan
Cool kid: the realest og