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When a man or wo(man) mostly man who have no teeth & wear big round glasses that ain't theirs, sticks his pinky finger up his nose while taking his other pinky finger and running it along the rim of his own butthole while sitting in the tub full of warm water & saying "no don't look I swear I'm jacking off. It's not what it looks like. I'm not NOT playing with my penis instead of my butt hole. Only counts if I get off ." then proceeds to shooting ass jizz into the water and man queefing (farting) at the same time. Once he or she is finished they most the time ask for a bowl of snow cream or a cream cheese danish to put over there body and say repeatedly 'I'm a sexy kitty kitty meowwwwwww' and whimper while shaking. He/she may have a very high ego and sleep with one hand in their pants or shorts cupping thier own penis. They have thought to have frosted tips and sausage toes from time to time. But even after all that they still fine af. Sadly they will never put out. You got better luck if your a porno then an actual human. Hell, maybe a video game will see more action then a real human would.
I can't believe i shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered last night before my family showed up to take me to my 9th wedding.
a fat mexican woman weighing at least 200 pounds sitts on your face and queefs with her hairy vagina
yo bro your mom just gave me an el chubacabra special!
A sexy and wonderful athletic man. El-Jude is an idol to all and he’s also an amazing person. Everyone need a El-Jude in their lives. El-Judes are rare people who everyone loves. He’s a kind and wonderful person. Smart too, they’re known as the funny charasmatic friend everyone has. He’s a loyal amazing man who probably has a Big Dick.
If you meet an El-Jude give him a chance! You won’t regret it
I talked to an El-Jude and I must say he was so funny and he also had a very large penis!!!!!!!! lady’s get one today
El-Jude is a people person.
A hairstyle that is short in the front and long in the back popularized in the 80's .A cut that symbolizes reckless abandon , and a disregard for liability insurance
That's dudes El Camino screams "I don't pay child support, or wear underwear "
An El shlongo is the word shlong but in Spanish which means its better and upgraded.
Have you seen my El shlongo ?
L (el)-laugh
M (em)-my
A (ay)-ass
O (oh)-off
oh yh el em ay oh i remember that!!
El que te focka is a spanish sentence. In english it means: the guy that makes you a seal with superpowers
Soy el tito mc el que te focka means: i am tito mc the guys that fockas you