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Crack cocaine binge. Often the reason given for sudden weight loss.
No man, I'm not smokin' crack, I lost all this weight on a raw food diet.
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food that your friends , neighbors and relatives always bring to Christmas partys , New Years Eve parties that takes very little of their time or money to make. Food you can tell was prepared either the day before or bought at the supermarket 10 minutes before they got there like sugar cookies matching the event. Usually poor in taste and in nutrition.
bean casseroles , warm salad with hard ramen noodles in it , gross barf looking bbq chicken dip , pretzel stawberry crap , store bought sugar cookies , a ring of fishy tasting cheap shrimp.
My wife is making home made chicken soup for us to eat because if she dont we will leave starving because we wont eat that hunky food everybody else is bringing.
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stopping at a fast food restaraunt and eating while steering with your knee
we stopped and got a burrito and because we were in hurry, my dad had to pull a fast food steer.
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noun: A beverage made from Hops and Barley. Although it's commonly thought of as judgment impairing, Liquid Brain Food can bring out the best in an individual, quite notably in academic pursuits.
Also see Beer
"Hey Duff, how'd that exam go?"
"Kicked ass - that Liquid Brain Food from last night really paid off."
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when they cut up a chick's stomach to get a baby out.
the baby couldn't be born naturally so it was delivered via canned food drive
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The smell of your crap after a night on the booze. Usually smells like a freshly opened tin of cat food.
Had a Cat Food Poo this morning. Smelt like Salmon with Trout.
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A girl says this when she wants to cheat with somebody, but the guy she's cheating on is in the same room
Her: Hey do u want to go to food truck Friday with me this weekend
Him: hell yes let's do it
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