Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

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Let His Guard Down

Receiving a BJ

Mark Sanford "Let His Guard Down" with several women, but never all the way down with any women other than his mistress in Argentina.

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say hi to your mum for me

what rove mcmanus (an overrated talk show host in australia with lame jokes) says at the end of every show of 'rove live', which by the way has some very cool and funny guests.

say hi to ur mum for me!

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He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!

He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! — The epitaph of any dead snitch that thought that the witness protection program would keep him safe.

A member of the community standing over a bullet riddled body with a rat in each hand and one shoved in its mouth:

“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”

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I WANT TO DRINK HIS BABIES.

An expression a gay man says about an extremely attractive man. "...I want to drink his babies" means swallowing a hot man's semen.

He's so hot I want to drink his babies.

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double inverted hi-c rudebayga

when you jack a hawaiian off and when he cums catch it and slap him in the face with it.

gary just gave me double inverted hi-c rudebayga last night it was fucking crazy.

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shipping William Afton with dead/his children

A very illegal ship from a game called FNAF

Person A: Hey what ship do you like in FNAF?
Person B: I like shipping William Afton with dead/his children
Person A: Dude thats illegal as hell