ham is a detroit slang which means that your lame.
that nigga took all my money , he such a ham
Cute, adorably chunky baby or animal.
Like a plump little ham. You just wanna "eat em up".
"Oh my, what a ham you are, little man!" -to a baby
"Who is a good little ham? You are!" - to a puppy
my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me