When someone has been eating chips/cheetos and gets nasty chip grease all over their hands...then trys to touch your shit
Dude, drop my controller, you have chip hands!
Where yer hand curls up from drinking and you are clumsy.
Boys all fuckered up,gots the curly hand.
The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.
Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder
When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi
I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .
Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans
Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?
Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself
Bill: what?
Sam: Ban op the teat
the shape of ur hand when you are knifing someone
his bladed hand went and knifed me so hard last night.