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Wakefield High School

An underfunded and under recognized high school in Arlington, Virginia. Teenagers from all around the world come to Wakefield to get caught up in the brutal American high school life with drugs and thugs. The county cares very little about Wakefield, seeing it as a place to dump all the poor and brown students in. Overall, in Wakefield, you learn that life is harsh, and you're the only one you can trust.

Also Dorktown sucks.

Student: Hello, are you new to Wakefield High School?

Foreign Student: Jes

Student: Want to buy some weed?

by SouthAtown February 18, 2013

51๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyview High School

One of the best high schools in Southwest Washington.

Home of the Storm (with Stormy as their mascot!) , they have some of the best sport teams around; including football (league champs!), volleyball, soccer, cross country, to name a few.

Students who go to Skyview are often wrongfully labeled as "stuck-up" when in reality they are not.

Basically, Skyview is the definition of awesome...

"Where do you go to school?"

"Skyview High School. It's the best!"

"Weird, you're not stuck up at all!"

"... I know, right?"

by cokokola November 10, 2009

91๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


falmouth high school

A school of rich scumbags who's houses cost upwards of 2 million. Girls are sluts and guys are assholes.Thats Falmouth for you motherfuckers.

rich sluts tools assholes hoes falmouth high school

by Anonomous777 September 29, 2013

43๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


hazard high school

a small school in hazard, ky where the principal's name is happy and the majority of the teachers are chain smokers. of the 300-so kids there are about 20 non-white kids in the school. most of the kids grew up together and are smokers and drinkers. the principal is known to play cards with the kids at lunch as well as provide alcohol to all the major parties. students enjoy in-school-suspention and make it a game to get paddled by the principal (note: principal opens the blinds to his office when he paddles regulars so the students can enjoy the show) hazard has a very strong rivalry aginst perry county central to the point where we can no longer play aginst them. despite all this, we somehow remain top 10 in the state test scores. go figure.

there should be a study on alcohol and tabacco raising the iq a few points. its the only way to explain hazard high school's test scores...

by dandydo April 17, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


University High SChool

Small, all white school in the richest neighborhood in San Francisco

University is great at soccer, but sucks at Basketball

by bigblock23 February 11, 2005

147๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


High School Girl

Dumb, Immature, Lying, Deceiving, Slutty, Hoes, Irresponsible, Drunk, Bitches etc. that like to talk to multiple guys at once and like to get around... and they also tell you that they will wait for you when they are really lying and are ready to sit on the first penis that they see once you leave!! They always lag on texting and they make up some dumb ass excuses!! and they like to get drunkon random nights just for the fuck of it probably to feel cool.

Dang you see those High School Girls are bomb!

by Luduena August 20, 2011

40๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mercy High School

most girls that go to mercy...

- will proudly walk the halls in spandex after school.
- can easily spend $20 on food in one day.
- have absolutely no idea where the black box is.
- can walk a very long distance in 5 minutes.
- will straighten their hair and actually WEAR make-up when the loyola jazz band comes to play.
- don't make fun of the freshmen, but "awe" at them.
- have been past 2nd base.
(that still doesn't make us whores...)
- eat until we can't anymore.
- avoid the hallway near the main office at all costs for fear of being yelled at.
- don't shave unless they have a boyfriend.
- don't wear make-up to school.
- complain that their advisors are too uptight.
- take french just for the breakfast.
- buy as much as they can on hot lunch days.
- are the ones to go to "jail" at calvert hall mixers.
- have an average gpa.
- know how to party.
- wear sperry's boat shoes.
- have a bookbag other than one from LL Bean.
- don't know that nutella is fattening. REALLY FATTENING.
- hate when the freshmen open the microwaves, hence not heating YOUR food.
- know what teachers to avoid in the halls.
- ALL girls know that MAGIC EXISTS!
- ALL girls know that PENGUINDIANS. DO NOT. EXIST.

*at chc mixer*
CHC Guy 1: "where do these chicks go?"
CHC Guy 2: "ah they go to IND."
CHC Guy 1: "LAME!!!"

*both walk away*
(ten minutes later)

CHC Guy 1: "damn, they're hot as fuck! where do they go?"
CHC Guy 2: "MERCY HIGH SCHOOL !"
CHC Guy 1: "OH SHIT, they're sexy!"

*grinds*

by MercyGirlFo'LifeFOOL. September 15, 2009

133๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž