Maria How

A stinky mater student

“Oh god don’t talk to her , she’s a maria how”

How made winds

English converted from Chinese pronunciation"好(hao)美(mei)的(de)文(wen)字(zi)", which means “such beautiful words”. Most of it is used when the other ppl swears bad words and u want to support his/her points, more like a teasing manner.

Someone says "Matt's such an asshole." u r like: "How made winds."

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

And thats how that happens

1). A term that essentially means you are a fucking idiot and thats why that happened.

2). The literal meaning of explaining how that happened.

" When an elephant gets excited and wants to release tension it climbs on a female and fucks them, and thats how that happens!" -Jeannine booty Little

Katherine Howe

The most phenomenal star sees this universe has ever seen. Of referred to as Katie, this enigma of a person shares love with each smile. When around her you will be immediately infected with laughter and good vibes. She sees past your toxicity and loves you harder on your bad days. For someone who holds a grudge she surely can forgive. She is hard to obtain and easy to trust. If you’re lucky enough to see her heart, never look away. Her eyes are the key to the universe.

Oh my Katherine Howe, you’re so fucking precious.

how about nah

basically saying no but in a way for cool dudes.

can u play soccer with me? how about nah!