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A pilgrimage. Survive December without doing one day of work. Call in sick, make excuses, take holidays, whatever it takes.
I am currently doing No Work December.
Work that is discovered while original work is in progress and immediately takes priority over your original intent. Consequential work involves significantly more effort/time/resources than the original work required.
So I was painting the kitchen, when a chunk of the wall comes right off in my hand because hornets had built a nest and chewed right through the drywall. Luckily, the hornets weren't home, but I'm gonna have to get rid of the nest and patch the drywall before I can finish painting. Nothin' like consequential work, damn it!
Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.
"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.
Which has nothing to do with anything.
Hym "And this has nothing to do with whether or not I'm working hard enough. You want you to have a role in whether or not I suceed. You (proverbially) want me to have your permission to fuck your daughter. I didn't do the incest ritual properly so you are trying to prevent me from succeeding with lies of omission. That is all. That's all that's happening here. You're not an authority."
A quote by my math teacher to alert the class to talk less and work more
When the work gets done in the trousers.
Mike really needed a seamstress for his trouser work, but what he got was a handjob.