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A Jesus police is a person of authority who has shot and killed an innocent , unarmed person ..
He don’t even believe in Jesus .. !!
Why’d he call the Jesus police .. ??
A boner so holy that divine light is shed upon it and a choir of alter boys sing in the background. Morning wood becomes morning good.
That hoe got the Jesus Boner, nah mean?
(The choir passes in a catholic bus)
Literally jesus’s holy erected dick
“Damn, he has a jesus boner there.”
When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.
"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"
Grand Marnier, an orange-flavored cognac-based liquer, 40% (80 proof). Labeled Jesus Nectar as it the only adult beverage suitable for Jesus. It has been foretold that if Jesus were to come back to earth, it would be to drink Grand Marnier and pop at bitches in the club parking lot.
Vincent: I need a drink. You need a drink? How about a fernet?
Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.
literally just obi wan kenobi.
he looks like jesus.
he acts like jesus.
he is jesus.
he even has the high ground.
be like space jesus.
"its over anakin i have the high ground" - space jesus
"you underestimate my power" - fallen deciple