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What you give your slam pig after a night of hogging.
Me and Pedro were out all night hogging and had to give these slam pigs all this slam jizz.
A female with an unnatural likeness to sperm. Usually to the level of collecting seimen in a jar to cast a spell on the man who unloaded the load. Much like a voodoo doll.
Eevee had sex and took the cum shot in a jar. From that moment on she is known as JW; aka the Jizz witch
When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.
I woke up covered in jizz feathers.
The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets
I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz
The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.
It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.
"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"
"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"
(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"
"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"
When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance
Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!
Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
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