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An overly aggressive male in his mid 20’s who hydrates purely on monster energy, so he can punch his drywall with his Korn music blasting in the background.
Kyle 1: You’re fucking pissing me off!
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*
Kyle is possibly the best person you will ever meet on the earth. He is cute and all round amazing. He has your back no matter what. He always knows how to make you laugh when your down and he always has a way to make you smile. If you are lucky enough to have a kyle in your life then never let him go. If you have a chance to become his significant other then you are lucky as fudge.
Kyle is amazing
Kyles are amazing people who will always be there for you and have your back no matter what. You can trust a Kyle with your life and he’d guard it with his. One of the most genuine trustworthy guys in the world.
Person 1: hey Kyle can I talk to you about something?
Kyle: ye sure what’s up
In 2018/2019 this was a male who was a real bitch, often still found on TikTok and r/niceguys. Kinda like the male version of Karen.
Person 1: *scrolling on r/niceguys
Person 2: Look at that, looks like another Kyle.
Person 1: Yeah that was bitchy of him.
a dumdum that has way too many simps for his own good
damn that guy kyle must make hella bank
Small dick small booty depressed not funny and always has a best friend called lewis
Wow Kyle's has a small dick
Kyle is a great person, I love him sm and istg if anyone hurts him I will personally end them. He’s the best he deserves everything and anything no one is better than him, he’s my favourite person, you’re probably reading this so ilysm dear<333