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This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.
Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.
Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.
before Cisco Advanced Services – Light
Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!
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To trip on LSD. During a psychedelic trip dark places, like the sky at night, are good background for hallucinations. On a trip, you see more than just stars and clouds.
"Drop 200 mics and light up the sky!"
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A phrase that is usually used to motivate an individual, or group of people.
1. Jim was caught slacking off at his construction job, so his boss yelled "fuck fight or hold the light."
2. Tommy could only slam half of his beer so jim said "fuck fight or hold the light buddy."
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1. Phrase used to refer to the actions of children who are over-tired and have a complete emotional meltdown. Parents can see this coming and know that the the only remedy for this is sleep.
2. This phrase can also be used as an effective trash-talking barb.
1. My wife and I were in pizza hut with our three-year old daughter. While waiting fifteen minutes for the waitress, a nearby baby began to cry. Our child said, "That baby is so sad..." and began sobbing. Lights Out Meatball (Lomb). (We left the restaurant.)
2. You beat your brother in any game. As the buzzer sounds, you lean over and scream, "Lights Out Meatball!" in his ear.
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A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.
Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.
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A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.
O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!
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A stripper who looks great inside of the club, but haggard in natural light. Usually found in the seedier parts of town.
Hey man, wanna go get some drinks and see some black light beauty's after work today?
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