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The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.
Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.
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When male/female licks or kisses a black man's salty, wrinkled balls.
Mike Schmitt got Burnt Charcole Lips after he invited a 10-year-old black boy over for a party.
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Before a girl goes down on you, she blind fold you. When she has had enough, without telling you, she seamlessly switches her lips for the lips of a freshly caught lake trout and uses that to finish you off so that you ejaculate in the fish's mouth. Then she unties the blindfold to show you where the real pleasure came from.
The Oxenden fish lips isn't for everyone but my friend is a fisherman and he loved it.
Lips that are dry and chapped.
Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"
When your sister puts a Copenhagen dip in her pussy and asks you to eat her pussy out then, then keep swirling your tongue until you get a buzz
I would rather prefer a Alabama lip tornado than a blow job any day
Batty crease lips are dem lips that are dried up. The crusty lips that look like tiger bread. No one wants go near them because they look like a pensioners batty.
James says to Jordan;
Oi jord you got dem batty crease lips man. Get some vasoline on dat shit.
The action of performing oral sex on male genitalia with the male genitalia in the back of the throat, causing vomiting on the genitals. Then gathering the vomit back into your mouth, and continuing to perform oral sex, causing ejaculation. Then you use the mix of semen and vomit to spit it in your partner’s mouth. They then will swallow and digest the vomen (vomit and semen) until the next day. You are now ready to enjoy (eat) your “Louisiana Lip Smacker”.
“Hey, you here that Ivan had his first Louisiana Lip Smacker yesterday?”
“Really? That’s wild.”
“Yeah”