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When an African American male named Hary does not shave his pubic region.
Damn Hary, My African American friend, you do not shave your pubic hairs. Some say you have a long hary black penis.
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a guy whos hair is too damn long and hasnt been washed for around 3 months... also immensely amusing to abuse over a tannoy system :P
Kristan: POWERS, U DEAD DOWN THERE?
Powers: no
Kristan: FUCKS SAKE...
Powers: ...
Kristan: FUCKIN LONG HAIRED LOUSE...
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The remaining "hair" in your "ass-cracK"
"WaH~ lay go sie fut long tiu mo ho chueng ar!~" (Your ass hair is very long... ~!)
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It's a baguette, get your head out of the gutter!
"I had a Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) for lunch yesterday"
"oui oui"
An amazing band, amazing live shows.<3
Boy 1: zomggg i want the wolf shirtt!!!
Girl 2: omfgggg he spoke to my face i love love you long time.
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What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.
"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"
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A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.
"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"
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