Mad Cush

The Opposite of Mad Brick. Where it's so hot outside your balls stick to your leg.

Jordan: Dude I'm freakin bad at basketball, and it's hot as balls out here.

Guy: Yeah man, It's Mad Cush.

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wednesday madness

it can be used in two ways
1: the day you have crazy sex with your girlfriend because she is off her period. :)

2: being ridicoulusly horny and your gf is still on her period (must not have sex and has to toughen it out)

person 1:"hey dude do u wanna hangout this wednesday?"

person 2:"noo dude my grilfriend gets off her period that day."

person 1:"oo u you must get that WEDNESDAY MADNESS.

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as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

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so you mad

also, s.y.m.

something you say to a hater .

alex: 'damn son u always chill w. nita . she looks soo good .'

justin: 'so you mad ?'

jd: 'shit, how much were those kicks ?'

bobby: '170 .'

jd: 'why are you trying to show off ?'

bobby: 'so you mad ?'

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Mad poppin' dog

Someone that pops pills (illicit pills) and thinks they are cool!

Person1- Look at that mad poppin' dog dancing around like he owns the joint!!

Person2- Yeah, I can't stand people like that.

mid fap madness

Sudden urge to look for weird porn in the middle of a fap session

dude I got mid fap madness and ended up cumming to scat

Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.

Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"