Mad Cush

The Opposite of Mad Brick. Where it's so hot outside your balls stick to your leg.

Jordan: Dude I'm freakin bad at basketball, and it's hot as balls out here.

Guy: Yeah man, It's Mad Cush.

2👍 6👎

wednesday madness

it can be used in two ways
1: the day you have crazy sex with your girlfriend because she is off her period. :)

2: being ridicoulusly horny and your gf is still on her period (must not have sex and has to toughen it out)

person 1:"hey dude do u wanna hangout this wednesday?"

person 2:"noo dude my grilfriend gets off her period that day."

person 1:"oo u you must get that WEDNESDAY MADNESS.

1👍 6👎

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

8👍 8👎

so you mad

also, s.y.m.

something you say to a hater .

alex: 'damn son u always chill w. nita . she looks soo good .'

justin: 'so you mad ?'

jd: 'shit, how much were those kicks ?'

bobby: '170 .'

jd: 'why are you trying to show off ?'

bobby: 'so you mad ?'

5👍 4👎

Kiss the mad weasel

Something you have no inclination or reason to do.

"No Kenneth. It's absolutely your problem to fix. You've got to do it. I'm not going to kiss the mad weasel for you this time".

YOU MAD OR NAH

a phrase only to be used for friends close ones who don't get that mad easily other than that its a cool phrase to use for mad people.

bad use:

person: (falls on flour)
you:YOU MAD OR NAH
person:punches you
--------------------------------------
good use:
friend:(is a bit mad)
You:YOU MAD OR NAH
both of you:laugh

Mad Snail Hours

The time of day between 11pm and 3am

Common on social media.
Used to explain anger.

Person 1: Fuck a nigga named Nate

Person 2: Why is you so mad?
Person 1: cuz Mad Snail hours😡🐌