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He has been seen around the Ole Miss campus multiple times impressing people with various types of magic that will make your bend to the point of no return. The best thing about him is his mustache and how he can disappear and reappear a card from no where.
OMG, The Magic Man does CRAZY magic tricks!!!
Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.
Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.
When a saxophonist plays a solo with a lot of high notes, or when the palm is used to stimulate the clitoris (whilst giving cunnilingus).
1: You should've come to the jazz club last night! My boyfriend, the saxophonist, played some palm magic during the ballad, then we went back to my place and he gave me some palm magic.
2: Oh hell yeah
*Only Non-Circumcised Guys can Do This Trick
The act of fucking a girl without a condom and, at the moment of climax, you pull out and close the top of your foreskin in the same manner as closing the top of a burlap sack. After completing this, you then proceed to insert your jizz-covered Johnson into the girls mouth for her to clean as a token of your gratitude to her and a symbol of respect.
"Yo dude, I heard you got freaky with Shaelandra last night!"
"That's right man, She fucked me so good I gave her The Magic Popsicle as a token of my gratitude for a job well done."
"THATS RAD DUDE!!!"
The art of failing to create an optimized modpack
Simply magic is really unoptimized
when your balls are so big they hit eachother like two bells (i definitely didnt make that up)
guy 1: dude i cant jump rn
guy 2: why
guy 1: my magic bells keep clapping together
guy 2: nahhh 💀