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You're the man (sometimes used sarcastically)
Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"
A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.
Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)
"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."
Hunchback matt is the 12 wonder of the world but most think it's the opposite of a wonder but a wild infection. His back is bent the wrong way and has a horn on his forehead with discussing greace fluids that power his greacy body. He is a discussions freek of nature and must be destroyed.
Omg is that a hunchback matt it mush be shot in the forehead to save the world
The name given to a guy who gets rejected no matter how many times he asks the same girl out.
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who got rejected 20 times by the same girl?
Person 2: He’s such a Matt Wright!
He is really gay for a cat named Tom.
Whats that meowing sound? Thats a Gay Matt fucking Tom!
Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!
Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)