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Fairwell and I want to thak your mother for sex but as I said before I have to leave
ohhh you just got serverd peace out and word to your mother
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1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.
2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.
"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."
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When you feel so good that you can fuck somones mom.
Hey, How are you feelin Mac? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!! -Super troopers
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Best freaking show ever created by anyone.
Ranks with Big Bang Theory, CSI, and Raising Hope
Person 1 - Did you see How I Met Your Mother last night?
Person 2 - How could I have not!!
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term of endearment used by coach Evans when refering to his receivers. Also an insult towards any asshole who brings misfortune upon you. Great for road rage.
I cant beleive you pissed all over my mom's bathrobe you small dick weisel mother fucker!!!
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This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.
Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!
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a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"
Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!
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