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noob cake

One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.

Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3

by SoKawaiiBri March 5, 2011


Noob cake

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.

"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"

by HjAa August 11, 2018


Noobed

Dying in a game from the most stupid way.

The fall damage just noobed you.

by September 14, 2020


Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014


suck a noob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)

person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.

person 2: suck a noob

by fish in a bucket October 17, 2020


Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.

Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob

by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021


Noob-J

a beginner DJ that has not yet had enough experience to be called a proper DJ, and thus, is referred to as a Noob-J by other experienced DJ's.

guy 1: That guy's mix was pretty sweet!

DJ: Yeah, but he's only been mixing for a couple weeks, he's just a Noob-J.

by stratos February 12, 2012