One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.
Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3
Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.
"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"
A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.
Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)
person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.
person 2: suck a noob
When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.
Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob
a beginner DJ that has not yet had enough experience to be called a proper DJ, and thus, is referred to as a Noob-J by other experienced DJ's.
guy 1: That guy's mix was pretty sweet!
DJ: Yeah, but he's only been mixing for a couple weeks, he's just a Noob-J.