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Rallying cry and meme of the “little people” following the unflinching example of their diamond-handed, testicles-chiseled-from-granite lead, Reddit user DumbFuckingValue (DFV), original investor and long position holder in the stock of American video game retailer GameStop ($GME).
By refusing to sell a position that had appreciated to near lunar heights, DFV inspired thousands of otherwise paper-handed apes to also hold, thereby squeezing short-selling hedge funds into an infinite financial hole.
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He's still in, I'm still in!
Together we are strong.
We can remain retarded longer than they can remain solvent.
I’ve been retarded for 36 years. I can hang on for another 40 hours.
If** you get tired, just tag in the boyfriend. And keep holding!!
HE'S STILL IN, I'M STILL IN!
FUCK THEM ALL TO THE MOON AND BACK.
HOLD! 💎 🙌 🚀 🚀 🚀
WE LIKE THE STOCK.
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To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.
The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.
To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....
1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.
2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.
3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.
4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.
And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.
Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.
Student #2: Oh man...
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Its when one partner is a little scared to admit all the way that they're in love. So they confess to their partner their love, but with a little uncertainty. This way they show that they're still to scared to let their guard ALL the way down.
"Dammit , . . .uhm . . Okay , I THINK I'm in love with you , but I don't know yet .
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Synonym for "I'm going to the bathroom" at Dodger Stadium, since they play Vin's commentary over the speakers in the bathrooms there.
I'm going to listen to Vin Scully and grab a beer.
Again? You just listened to him like 2 innings ago!
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A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.
Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.
Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.
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A meme taken from an amateur simpsons incest cartoon
The cartoon shows Bart walking in on Lisa going to the bathroom and Lisa saying "Bart get out! I'm piss"
"Good morning, Lisa Congratulations!"
"bart get out!, i'm piss"
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"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"
"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"
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