tup that one

To capture and store a fart into a Tupperware container.

Johnny farted. In response, his friend Luke said, "Tup that one" to which Johnny then grabbed the nearest Tupperware and caught his fart for later use.

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float one

To fart, as with an air biscuit.

Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."

Optional: "I totally floated one..."

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Step One

Rolling a joint and getting high. Normaly used in situations, where the general atmosphere is not good and therefore the group or the individual has to go back to basics. Therefore, Step One!

Guy: Dude, I'm so stressed out with all this uni stuff.
Dude: Let's go back to Step One.

Guy: Step One?
Dude: Step One!

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No one asked

Used for people who forget that they are irrelevant and provide information that is as irrelevant as them

Jonny: Where is my pen
Raed: ur pen sucks
Jonny: no one asked u dipshit

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Xbox One

A box in the shape of an "x" with a "1" drawn on the top

A direct competitor to pay-station 4

Xbox One openly supports cross-play while pay-station 4 does not

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curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

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That one time

If someone asks you this just go along with it because its funny

Friend: hey remember that one time?
You: yah at that one place!
Friend: and that one guy?
You: when he did that one thing?

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