white people problem

When you have a flat tire in your BMW. Or when your dry cleaning is over-starched. Or when your fag drink at Starbucks isn't non-fat and you get upset.

I just got offered a promotion that will double my salary, but I'll have to move and postpone closing on my new house. Uggghhh such a white people problem.

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god's special people

God's special people is another word for retards, it mostly refers to jocks, or cavemen.

These people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle mass (in stone) exceeds their IQ and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.

Later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you 'sir'.

god's special people are destined to come to a dead end in life, but hey, at least they are better at throwing a ball around than all the other idiots in the box company/(insert monotonous dead end job)!

"yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn't a complete knobend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me"

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The People's Champ

The People's Champ is clearly the title taken by CPT. Bananas at www.cptbananas.com

Have you guys heard of The People's Champ?
CPT. Bananas, right?
Yes,CPT. Bananas.

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White people Sway

It's the thing that marching bands do (Majority white schools) usually while playing jazz/swing songs.

It involves spreading of legs, kicking of legs, back bending and playing your instrument really loud.

also known as park and blow

I'm black and I'm in the University of Florida band and we do the white people sway all the time.

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really old people

a person who smells really bad and is over 90

from the book of "i said so"

"oh god who let that really old person in?"

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Vietnamese people

Love rice cookers and pho. Also don’t like Americans and are still bitter about the war.

Person 1: damn I hate Vietnamese people
Person 2: same bro

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Shadow people

People who do meth, tweakers, hits the pookie pipe, meth addicts.long term meth addicts who stay in trap houses, and to paranoid/crazy to socialize around in the real world, so they stay in the shadows.

"There where some shadow people hanging out in the very back of the house taking lines." "She been in her garage for weeks hitting the pipe, and other shadow people come by to get on one with her."

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